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Saturday, June 09, 2007
9 words women use

dear read these and remember it!

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is >getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five >minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that >begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not >permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she >thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and >hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!>

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's >wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.