priness melt

Once upon a time there lived a king
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;metal,wood,stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king, "If your>daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a>competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and t he prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was >sent>away disappointed.
The third prince approached.
He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.">>The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.'
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.


Question: What was in the prince's pants?>>(Scroll down for the answer)














M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking??

hehe....

10:26 PM ·

~jokes~

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and>neither of them wanted to concede their position.>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can beso stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

10:15 PM ·

~christmas shopping~

today actual planned to go out with ann and yanni..but in the end, ann they all went play majong at max house....

never mind...today dear pei me go orchard walk walk...really we wanted to go walk walk only..but in the end we ended buying lots of stuff ... cant help, sales everywhere!...i taken pics of the things we bought!!! wait for me to upload...hehehe... oh ya! at far east we saw gia... she went down to get her pay...

em..dear was unlucky today... morning, deear discovered his bike mirror were being stolen....night, at plaza sg carpark...dear meter was being stolen....now dear bike was spolit..cant ride! had to sent to workshop again! dear was so angry!

to: whoever the person who had stolen my dear bike meter..wish his hand got deep cut landed in hospital every chirstmas season! stupid bloody idiot!

later night we going to watch "night at the museum" at tamp with dear friends....now....not sure are we still going?

10:02 PM ·